Learning-org List Msgs LO13657 -Jokes

Scott Simmerman (SquareWheels@compuserve.com)
Fri, 16 May 1997 21:48:45 -0400

Replying to LO13612 --

Rick -

Just a few more from Swenny's list:

Contributed to Swenny's E-Mail Funnies by Brenda Moran, Honey Creek, Iowa

The following appeared recently in the Pet Market section of the Anderson,
SC, Independent Mail classifieds:

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross
and salary.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior
citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! call Jerry

(On the menu of a Chinese restaurant:) We serve dead shrimp on warm
vegetables with a smile.

For the FUN of It!

Scott Simmerman Performance Management Company 3 Old Oak Drive, Taylors, SC 29687 (USA) 864-292-8700 fax 292-6222 SquareWheels@compuserve.com

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